{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}
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John Lemprière was an English classical scholar, lexicographer, theologian, teacher and headmaster.
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{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}
{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}