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{"fact":"Statistics indicate that animal lovers in recent years have shown a preference for cats over dogs!","length":98}

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{"fact":"A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.","length":85}

{"fact":"Cats can predict earthquakes. We humans are not 100% sure how they do it. There are several different theories.","length":111}

{"fact":"In just 7 years, one un-spayed female cat and one un-neutered male cat and their offspring can result in 420,000 kittens.","length":121}

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